unwholesome-gay:

monstermouse:

thecooler:

They should invent a falling asleep that is easy

invent a staying asleep that is also easy

they should also invent a waking up that is easy

youvebeenlivingfictional:

dragonfox-in-a-teacup:

statictay:

once again i love how star wars takes place in a massive galaxy with thousands of planets and billions of people, and yet every bounty hunter knows each other personally

It’s called networking babe

when Boba Fett adds you on LinkedIn you know you’ve made it

mokopirirakaugalaxias:

saintbleeding:

cats will literally be loud and small and in the way

and then they’ll yell at you when you trip over them, even though you tried repeatedly to step over or past them and they kept moving to be More In The Way

poiplefunguy:

POTC is already fantastic all around but it would improve 100000 times more if Norrington referred to Sparrow as his ex the entire movie.

galahadenough:

versasfanficwastedump:

i actually never ever want AO3 to be censored bc nothing is more fun than reading the tags on a fic and going “huh. didn’t know there was a market for that.”

squinting at a tag and trying to decide how badly I want to learn a new word

redstonedust:

welcome to my epic fantasy world. we have many developed fantasy kingdoms with 2000 years of rich lore and history. and to the south you can see the evil sand people and to the east theres japanchina.

jethroq:

redmegarex:

ramblesamongstardust:

hatchetfield-scarecrow:

There’s two ends of the horror spectrum

your house is fucked up

polyglotplatypus:

forestagain:

polyglotplatypus:

my weirdest hobby is re-creating memes in html so i have a crisp, HQ version of them to use and edit whenever i need

you’re doing god’s work here

meme restoration. my hobby is called meme restoration

valtsv:

valtsv:

ever since i learned about ghost buildings i haven’t been able to stop thinking about them

ALT

ALT

this is body horror